Saturday, June 30, 2012

Kids Say The Darndest Things 5-4-07


Kids Say the Darndest Things

A snippet of a conversation Landon had with a neighbor boy who showed up to play with him last night. A small side note: this little kid is a piece of work. He is probably 2 years older than Landon and is rude and has a bad habit of stealing things from people's garages.
Kid: Can I play trucks with you? (Landon was playing dumptrucks in our landscaping)
Landon: No.
Kid: Why not?
Landon: Well, I have to go in.
Kid: Why?
Landon: Because I have a baby in my belly.
Kid: You can't have a baby in your belly...you are a BOY!!!
Landon: turns all red and looks around sheepishly for what to say next.
Clearly Landon has picked up on my using the baby in my belly as an excuse to not do things...I can't hold him for long periods of time, some nights I can't read story and daddy has to bc I am too sick bc of the baby in my belly, etc... He really thinks that he has a baby in his belly that is going to come out when mine does. He keeps telling me we need another crib bc we are going to have two babies...his and mine. This didn't seem to be a problem until last night when he let the cat out of the bag and now our neighbors know Landon has a baby in his belly too, even though he is a boy 

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